Looking and feeling 100% unhappy with my body right now. Ugh )):
Right before a fucking night out with one of the most attractive men I know. Fuck all.
Batman and I have a date Friday night! Delicious food will be involved, per usual, the opening night for some tasting table event with a ton of vendors, and then movie/cuddle marathon at his place.
I feel like I don’t ever get to see him as much as I’d like. So exciteddddd.
I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls
Forever and always equal parts “I want to cuddle” and also “I want to be alone don’t touch me”
So I have this friend, kind of similar to the Batman situation without the fancy meals: where I just go to his place and hang out and we watch movies and cuddle but don’t kiss or have sex or anything, but I spend the night if I want to, etc. And today I told him I was buying pants and everyone knows how much I hate pants, and I always take them off when I’m at his place. Like immediately upon entering. This is how I am with most places honestly. Anyway, I was like “new pants new pants! all the better to take off when I get home!”, and he was like “it’s only fitting then that you should buy new boy shorts too (my preferred underwear, obvs, and his favorite type on a girl), and I was like “nah, I can’t afford that. wanna buy me some?”
me: I’d wear them every time I came over. Super cute babe wearing boyshots that you wanna see a girl in. Doesn’t sound like a bad deal for you.”
And he was like, “What fantasy world am I living in?! Yes!”
Sooooo basically this completely platonic guy I know is buying me cute underwear. I’ve just been spamming his email with links for the stuff I want. I also happen to be going to his place tonight to watch the game/sleepover.
Sometimes I’m just like “Jess, what is your life?”